Saturday, September 12, 2009

stokke'd


11am just back from a park slope parents classifieds collection run of a baby sling (free) and a ketter tricycle (free) - and there is a note in lori's inbox that we're first in line to buy a used eames rocker.

the whole classifieds operation (imagine craigslist but we are all clones transitioning tikes through small apartments unloading free range plastic goods for cheap) is a post in and of itself - maybe another time.

what i wanted to write about was the walk home. as though i were wheeling gold bullion home in my granny cart i took the first protective measure to wrap the chair in an opaque tarp. i don't think twice about flashing my ipod in the neighborhood. i had just counted $100 bucks in the open outside chase on 7th avenue. but i'll be damned if i'm foolish enough to wheel an eames rocker through the tree lined streets of park slope!

a year ago our neighbor moved out of her place with her son and their things. the movers brought out her stokke crib before they had room for it on the truck and so it sat at the foot of the truck unattended for a second or two here and there. would you believe that no less than three perps tried to wheel off with it...as though it had been discarded curb side...next to a moving van. from that day forward we call this type of white collar theft - stokke'ing.

the return mission was a success - i was pretty sweaty and skittish but the wolves didn't stokke me. welcome to the family and move over ikea now there's something meatier.

Monday, September 7, 2009

sensitive area


this is a sensitive subject for a sensitive area: flushable wipes. whoever said "soft/smooth as a baby's bottom" wasn't lying. so very soft - and smooth. wish i could say the same of my 33 year old bottom. which makes me ask all you guys - why do they get wipes and not me?

of the many things our baby girl and her needs have brought into my home - i am most fond of the flushable wipe. more precisely the excuse to have flushable wipes in the home.

us young dads are part of a small club that's in the know. seriously ask the young dad closest to you and he'll know what i'm talking about!

celebrites too:
terrence howard
howard stern
saddam hussein
brad pitt

further reading:
man of exception blog
The Ass Wipe Network
A Wet Wipe Manifesto